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PostSubject: something funny -maybe   Fri May 15, 2009 5:14 pm

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head
of The family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. and find
his Daddy in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, with everyone at the breakfast table, the little boy
says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics
now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class
while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit."
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PostSubject: Re: something funny -maybe   Fri May 15, 2009 7:36 pm

this isnt funny at all No its really just sad...
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PostSubject: Re: something funny -maybe   Fri May 15, 2009 7:40 pm

i read it A long long time ago.
still funny though Smile

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PostSubject: Re: something funny -maybe   Sat May 16, 2009 5:34 pm

its not really funny to me though
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PostSubject: Re: something funny -maybe   Sat May 16, 2009 7:42 pm

I said "maybe"
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PostSubject: Re: something funny -maybe   Sun May 17, 2009 9:42 am

lol, true, and
Edward613 wrote:
its not really funny to me though

That msg was for micheal
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